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- Jis k ird gird baal hote hain
kid: Abu wo kon se cheez hy jis k ird gird baal hote hain"
Abbu: badtamez chup kar.
kid: Abu batae na?
Abu: ab agr 1 lafz bi bola to me maron ga.
kid: abu me bataon
Abu: bakwas band kr.
kid: abu wo chez Aankh hy na.
Abu: shabash mera sharif bcha.
kid: Abu ap PENIS samjh rhe thay na?
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Ruman Qamar On: 1/27/2012 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- DOdh Ki THELi, 20 20 rupy me
Pathan Awaz laga raha tha: DOdh Ki THELi, 20 20 rupy me
1 aurat ne ja k dekha, phr wapis aagai
Dosri ne pocha kia hua?
Pehli wali:Kameena "BREZER" bech raha hy
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Ruman Qamar On: 1/15/2012 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Aaj ki Grl Frnd kehti Hai
WAQT kehta Hai Mujhe GANWA Mat,
DIL kehta Hai Mujhe LAGA Mat,
PIYAR kehta Hai Mujhe AZMA Mat,
Aur
Aaj ki Grl Frnd kehti Hai
Pora Daal GHABRA Mat.
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Ruman Qamar On: 1/11/2012 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Condom milega?
Boy:
Condom milega?
Salesgirl:
Kis size ka?
Boy:
kya ap khud check kar sakti hain?
Sales'girl ne boy ka penis apne hath me pakar kr apni Asistant se kaha
"S" size ka condom dena
NAHI
"M" size ka do
NAHI
THERO
"L" size de do
RUKO
RUKO
"XL" do
Oh Shit
Pehle mujhe
Tissue paper do....!!:-D:-P
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Ruman Qamar On: 1/10/2012 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Azadi us ehsas ka naam hai
Azadi us ehsas ka naam hai jo raat ko
underwear utrne k bad mard ko
or brazier utarne k bad orat ko milti ha
VEENA MALIK ki kitab
"TANN, MANN, KI AZADI"
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Ruman Qamar On: 1/10/2012 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Bachy Ka Hath Glti Se
Bachy Ka Hath Glti Se Larki Ki tango k darmyan lg gya
Larki:Ye Jail Hy Is Se Dor Rho
Bacha Zip Khol K Bola: Ye Boht bara Mujrim Hy Ise Jail Me Dal Do.
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Ruman Qamar On: 1/9/2012 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Lund Kia hai?
ßoy:
Lund Kia hai?:
GirL:
Chudai ka Ozaar.
ßoy:
Choot?;
GirL:
Lund ki Aram-Gah.
ßoy:
oR Mummay?:
GirL:
Maa k KusSs!:/ Chodnay Aaya Hai Ya exam ki tyari Krne....
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Water On: 5/23/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Ustad ki khidmat
Teacher. dekho wo apnay ustad ki khidmat kar rha ha .
Isay apni zuban may tahreer karey ..
|
Student: wo dekh tattay otha rha ha..
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Dilip Kumar On: 5/8/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Tatti
GABBAR: Tatti kr Basnti
HERO:Nahi basnti in kutton k Samne mat krna
Ye kamine tum ko pani nhi denge Or tumhary chutar us kutte se Chatwaenge jo SMS Parh Raha hy
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Ruman Qamar On: 5/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Suhag raat ko dulha
Suhag raat ko dulha ne bed k paas 1box rakha or subha us me 200rpe daal kr bola jub bhi chudai lugaon ga 200 dalon ga 1 saal baad dekhen gai kitni chudai mari hai?
Aik saal baad box khola to us me 1000 or 500 waley note bhi nikley!
Husband! yeh kia?
Wife!! Sub tum jaisey kanjoos thori hotey hain.
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Love Guru On: 4/24/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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( Wednesday, October 21, 2009 )
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( Tuesday, October 06, 2009 )
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( Sunday, June 21, 2009 )
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