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  •  Jis k ird gird baal hote hain
    kid: Abu wo kon se cheez hy jis k ird gird baal hote hain"

    Abbu: badtamez chup kar.

    kid: Abu batae na?

    Abu: ab agr 1 lafz bi bola to me maron ga.

    kid: abu me bataon

    Abu: bakwas band kr.

    kid: abu wo chez Aankh hy na.

    Abu: shabash mera sharif bcha.

    kid: Abu ap PENIS samjh rhe thay na?

    Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Friday, January 27, 2012
  •  Computer bara krna hai?
    Pathan 2 Sardar.
    Tujhe apna Computer bara krna hai?



    Sardar: Haan yaar..



    Pathan: To Computer me se windows nikal k darwaza lagwa le:)

    Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, January 15, 2012
  •  Sardar ka accident ho gya
    1 Sardar ka accident ho gya

    Doctor ne pochha: Sardar g accident kaisay hua?

    Sardar: Doctor sab main morr kattan lagga c











    pr aggay morr e nai c...

    Posted in Category: Sardar Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, January 15, 2012
  •  ICU Me Hi Milegi
    Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur hamesha
    chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.

    Larki walay:
    Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, January 15, 2012
  •  Test ki tyari
    Pathan;Blood k barey meh book parh raha tha

    Wife:Ye Q parh rahey ho?

    Pathan:Mujhe Doctor nay kaha hay k Blood Test hoga

    Is' liay Test ki tyari kar raha hun..

    Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, January 15, 2012
  •  USA AND PAKISTAN
    Democratic diffrence between USA AND PAKISTAN

    In USA U can Kiss in a public place but can't susu.

    In Pakistan U can susu in a public place but can't kiss.

    Posted in Category: English Funny Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, January 15, 2012
  •  Beta kiyun Ro Rahy Ho?
    Father:
    Beta kiyun Ro Rahy Ho?

    Mujy Dost Samaj Kr batao



    Son:

    Kuch Nhi yaar Sabzi K Paiso Se

    Apni Wali Ko Load Krwa Diya To Teri Wali Ne Boht Mara.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, January 15, 2012
  •  Halat-e- khamoshi mein Doobti Raat
    Aey Halat-e- khamoshi mein Doobti Raat,
    Alvida

    Agar zinda rahe to kal dekhen gay tery Arooj e Aaftaab ka ik or Manzar
    Good Night.

    Posted in Category: Good Night SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, January 15, 2012
  •  2 hamshakal jurwan bachay
    2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay,
    In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha,
    Baap ne pucha:
    tum itna q hans rahay ho? Wo bola "kuch nahi papa, aaj mama ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia hai..;

    "Happy Winters Season.,-')

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, January 15, 2012
  •  Darling,I LOVE U
    Gadha, Veena malik sy:darling,I LOVE U.

    Veena : Tu ne apni shakal dekhi hea?

    Gadha: abhy ShakaL Ko Chohr,Nichy Dehk Nichy.

    Veena : O ho sorry I LOVE U 2

    Posted in Category: Current Affairs SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Thursday, January 12, 2012
  •  Shadi se pahle 20 girlfrnds
    Pati shadi ke baad:
    Meri shadi se pahle 20 girlfrnds reh chuki hain..

    Patni:
    Mujhay pata tha k jb KUNDLI mili hai to adatain bhi zaroor milti hongi..;-):-P

    Posted in Category: Hindi Funny SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Thursday, January 12, 2012
  •  Kho kar kabhi usy tu kabhi paa k ro parrey
    Aetibaar-e-waqt pe be-ikhtiyar ho k ro parray,

    Kho kar kabhi usy tu kabhi paa k ro parrey,

    Khushiyan humarey pas kahaan mustaqil rahin,

    Bahir kabhi hansey tu ghar aa k ro parrey,

    Gila nahi kisi sey sab illzaam apne sir hain,

    Uss k dard mein qaid thy magr azaad ho k ro parrey,

    Humara bhi ajeeb haal hai, ksi haal mein khush nahi

    Dukh hi itney millay k sukh paa k ro parrey...

    Posted in Category: Sad Poetry SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Thursday, January 12, 2012
  •  Loag kehte hain mohab'bat aik bar hoti
    Loag kehte hain mohab'bat aik bar hoti hai par ye such kese ho sakta hai,

    mohsin


    Main jab jab tumhen daikhta hon har bar MOHAB'BAT ho jati hai.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Thursday, January 12, 2012
  •  Ek Admi Pepsi Samne Rkh K Udas Betha Th
    Ek Admi Pepsi Samne Rkh K Udas Betha Tha

    Dost Aya Pepsi Ka Glass P Gya Or Bola Yr Q Udas H?
    Admi Bola Yr Ajka Tu Din he Bura h,
    Subha BV Se Jhagra Hogya Rsty M Car Khrab Ho Gai,
    0ffice Late Puhncha Tu Boss Ne Nokri Se Nikal Dia,

    Ab Khudkushi K Liye Pepsi M ZEHAR Milaya Tha Wo Glass B Tu P Gaya..

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Wednesday, January 11, 2012
  •  Bhai saal badal chuka hai
    College Wali . . .
    Lush Hoti Hai

    Office Wali . . .
    Zada Sweet Hoti Hai

    Ghar Wali . . .
    Bas theek Hoti Hai

    Hotel Wali . . .
    Mast Hoti Hai,

    Five Star Wali . . .
    Zara mehangi Hoti Hai,
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    Pr Chai Tu Akhir Chai Hi Hoti Hai.

    Bhai saal badal chuka hai to apni soch bi badal lo.

    Posted in Category: Double Meaning SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Wednesday, January 11, 2012
  •  Safar main nend nhi ati
    Sardar:
    yar mujhe safar main nend nhi ati, ,

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    pathan:

    to tum rajab main so jaya kro... :D

    Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Wednesday, January 11, 2012
  •  Ye LOVE kaise hota hai?
    Veena malik: Ye LOVE kaise hota hai?

    Ashmit: "L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey to samjh lo LOVE hogaya...!

    Posted in Category: Current Affairs SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Wednesday, January 11, 2012
  •  Agr Me Tumse Juda Ho Jaun
    Larki
    Agr Me Tumse Juda Ho Jaun To Tumhe Kesi Takleef Hogi


    Larka
    Jab Naak Ka Choha Naak Me Sookh Jaye
    Usko Nochtay Waqt Jo Takleef Hoti Hai,
    Wese Hi Hogi.,,,

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Wednesday, January 11, 2012
  •  Ap
    Ap"PAGAL" ho



    mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
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    P=pyare ho
    A=ache ho
    G=Great ho
    A=anmol ho
    L=lovley ho

    Ho To Pagal Na.

    Posted in Category: Double Meaning SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Wednesday, January 11, 2012
  •  Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai
    Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai,

    ek sal bad pathan ka baap America se wapis aya, Us ne pocha teri maa kahan he,
    Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay sal hi mar gai thi,
    Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
    Kaminay
    tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi,

    Pathan bola.
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    Mein ne socha surprise don ga.:-

    Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Tuesday, January 10, 2012
  •  1 Baloch cinema hall main
    1 Baloch cinema hall main cold drink ki bottle le k betha tha.

    kabhi 15 mint me mouh lagata to.

    kabhi 20 mint main,

    paas bety shakhs ko ghussa aa gaya

    usne Baloch se botal uthai Or pori 1 ghont main pi gaya or bola
    Aise pi jati hy cold drink

    Baloch bola
    Aday nakoo hm to isme Guttka thook raha tha

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Tuesday, January 10, 2012
  •  Yunhi soty rahy to
    Yunhi soty rahy to kuch b na dekh pao gy

    'DOST'

    Uth jao k muhaly ki larkiyan college ja rahi hain.

    GOOD MORNING


    Posted in Category: Good Morning SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Tuesday, January 10, 2012
  •  1 admi apny bety k liye
    1 admi apny bety k liye aisa ROBOT laya jo jhoot bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha

    Beta: papa aj me school nai jaun ga mery pait me dard hy
    (ptaakh)

    Bap: dekha Tu ne jhot bola is liye tuje saza mili main jb tery jitna tha to kbi jhot nai bolta tha
    (ptaakh)

    Wife(hanste huey)akhir ap hi ka beta hy
    (ptaakh):-

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Monday, January 09, 2012
  •  Mjh Se ROOTH Jate Hen Aksar chahne wale
    Dil Me AFSOS Aankho Me "NAMI"C Rehti Ha

    Zindgi Me Shayd Koi "KAMI"C Rehti Ha

    Mjh Se ROOTH Jate Hen Aksar chahne wale "WASI"

    Shayd Mere KHALOS Me "KAMI"si Rehti Hai.

    Posted in Category: Miscellaneous SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Monday, January 09, 2012
  •  Chaho Tum Jise Chahat se Zyada
    Chaho Tum Jise Chahat se Zyada

    Sapne Dekho Tum Jiske Neend se Zyada

    Mango Tum Jise Mannat se Zyada

    Khuda Kre Wo B Tume Pyar Kre Apni Zindgi se Zyada.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Monday, January 09, 2012
  •  Electronic Morning
    Electronic Morning!

    Disconnect ur sleep,
    Switch on ur concentration signal,
    amplify urself,

    In Short I wish u a High Voltage Day;-)
    takecare

    Posted in Category: Good Morning SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Monday, January 09, 2012
  •  Kis ne DIL ko Torr Dia He
    Kis ne DIL ko Torr Dia He,

    Tanha kar k Chorr Dia He,

    Shaakh Pe Nazuk Phool khila Tha,

    Taiz Hawa Ne Torr Dia Hai,

    Meri Janib Aatay Aatay,

    Kis ne Tujh ko Morr Dia Hai,

    Jis ko Jitna Toot k Chaha,

    Us ne Utna Torr Dia Hai,

    Mein Bhi Sochoon woh Bhi Sochey,

    Kis ne kis ko Chorr Dia Hai.

    Posted in Category: Sad Poetry SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Monday, January 09, 2012
  •  AANSOO
    "AANSOO"

    Muskurahat se ziada SP£CIAL hote hyn

    Pata hy Q ..?

    Q k Muskurahat to sb k lye hoti hy

    Mgr Aansu srf un k lye hote hyn

    Jinhein Hm Khona Nhi Chahte.

    Posted in Category: Miscellaneous SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Monday, January 09, 2012
  •  Love has no space for third part
    "<3"
    It's a simple symbol
    composed of two important
    components in a relationship

    "Love & Less Than Three"

    It means that
    Love is less than three
    n
    It has no space for third part.

    Posted in Category: English Love SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, January 08, 2012
  •  Love may give happiness
    Love may give happiness or sadness depending upon our feelings

    So always delete sad events and make a large space for happiest movements.

    Posted in Category: English Love SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, January 08, 2012
  •  Giley Shikwey Na Dil
    Giley Shikwey Na Dil se laga lena

    Kabhi maan jana to kabhi mana lena

    Kal ka kya pata hum hon ya na hon

    Jub bhi moqa mile thora hans lena thora hansa dena...

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Musarat On: Thursday, January 05, 2012